Mafia not Matthew

I must admit I was mildly surprised when my agent Maxine passed on a promo booking for something called "Matthew's Greatest Hits". I thought maybe it was a show about a kids' TV presenter or talkshow host, neither of which would be my normal hunting ground at the BBC, where I'm usually hauled in for darker fare. And of course when I arrived at VCA1 it wasn't Matthew's greatest hits at all but "Mafia's Greatest Hits". Ha! That's more like it (and a five part series to come):